Posts tagged smirkingbenevolence
Posts tagged smirkingbenevolence
IM SCREAMING
TUM TUM
100% BUTT

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
Y’all are already having a down morning around here.
We laughed way too hard at this. Way too hard. Not ashamed though.
I have all the laughing tears.
(Source: gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit, via ro-s-aspa-rks)
obviously.
lawl at how #relevant this is
gee, this sounds like someone I know
(via wrcsolace)
me.
Me and my sisters. Allll the time.
hey baaaaaabyyyyy…
(Source: amysucks)
i was super inspired by fusspot’s punk mlp humanizations and just had to give it a shot :3, hbic twi twi
(Source: milkydayy, via fuckyeahhardfemme)
how to walk your human [video]
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(Source: uberhumor.com, via therotund)
No sauce, so no idea if it’s a “true” Norse proverb (Viking is a VERB, dammit, not a noun) but the sentiment is pretty damn true.
A verb as in: Tonight, Lux, we shall go a-viking and slaughter these wretched mortals and carry away all the gold and silver and jewel encrusted artifacts that we can eat.
I didn’t know you were a practicing Asatruar at one point. How did I miss that?
Also, come visit.
It was while I was dating Hilly. A lot of the Norse gods had things to say to me and they were good lessons but ultimately I couldn’t commit.
And yes, I need to visit and see you and D and meet Squishy, who was still fetal the last time I saw y’all!
I second the demand for visits. Whenever is good for you, of course :D
when someone is so attractive that your breath catches in your chest.
Why hello there hormones and body finally recovering from pregnancy! How the hell are ya?
I love you. I’m sorry I was asleep. I only laid down to try to get Squishy to emulate me and go to sleep too….
aw, no apologies necessary, my love. In some ways it was nice to just revel in the feeling of intense desire again. Its been so spotty until now that I couldn’t just relax and enjoy it :-*
when someone is so attractive that your breath catches in your chest.
Why hello there hormones and body finally recovering from pregnancy! How the hell are ya?
I just went downstairs and made myself a package of TJ’s brown rice fusilli pasta with a bottle of ready made tomato sauce that I jazzed up a bit with extra olive oil and basil. Delicious basil. B/c I totally didn’t feel like spending two + hours making tomato sauce from scratch. It’s meh, but good enough. While searching through the cheese/meat drawer for the chunk of parmesan cheese to grate for topping I noticed that someone still hasn’t eaten their share of the double cream brie. It looks so lonely in there. All alone. And delicious.
I love you dear. Do you have any concept of how challenging it is to NOT eat food that you are saving for later?
eating it now
::evil laughter::
Oh my agent Scully, OH MY.
(via fuckyeahhardfemme)
thoselittleavatarandkorrathings:
Appavengers? (+Loki.)
I don’t even know what I’m doing, I just really wanted to play dress up with Appa. ouo
I didn’t draw Hawkeye or the Black widow though oops
APPA THOR YES
Assemble, Appavengers. Yip yip!
AWWWWWWWWWW
APPAAAAAAAAAA
(via wrcsolace)
Can i just
Can i
All of them
ALL OF THEM
WANT
asdfghjklkjjj/splodes
BOTTOM ROW. HOODS PLEASE.
Ever since I buzzed all my hair off into a mohawk shape, i’m always wearing hoodies because my ears get so cold (how do guys do this, i mean really). ;^; Someone plz to giving me more hooded clothes that I can wear in public without feeling shlubby or dowdy.Poly owns…all of these, I think.
licking the screen oh the leather ALL OF THEM NEED THEM ALL OH.
My body wants to be embraced by such a collection
I love you dear
(Source: fyeahsensoryseaturtle)