White people’s history from colonization to now.
Britain: Oh lets give these people (Indians, Native Americans, Arabs, and Africans, etc.) guns and they can go hunt and kill things for us and give it to us! (like beaver pelts, fancy tiger skin rugs, elephant tusks…)
—-5 minutes later——
Britain: OH SHIT THEY ARE FUCKING USING THOSE GUNS ON US WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
America: Okay, we’re going to give you guys (Native Americans, Taliban, South Americans, etc.) guns to help us fight people we DON’T like (e.g: Britain, Russia, other brown people within your area), but be good now y’hear?
—-5 minutes later——
America: OH SHIT THEY ARE FUCKING USING THOSE GUNS AND SHIT ON US WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Britain & America: WONDER TWINS POWER UNITE.
IN THE FORM OF
UNITED NATIONS
B&A: HEY YOU MEANIES WE ARE GONNA PUNISH YOU AND GO TO WAR CUZ YOU’RE BAD AND TERRORISTSSSSSSSS!!!!
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No WONDER they want to fucking change history books. They are soooooo shitty!
(via sanaa-tamir)
